RIP The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria

Texas political action committee, Boats 'N Hoes PAC  is officially dissolved as of today.So sad, so young, so right.  The PAC was formed on April 1, 2014 by Shaun Nowacki, a bookkeeper for political consultancy of Allen Blakemore, who has close ties with Attorney General Greg Abbott and probable Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick.  How else would you describe Dan Patrick? A pussy pirate named Jack Sparrow, pants off so you can see his flesh arrow. Boats N' Hoes forever.

The Ticket's Mike Rhyner Makes Good On A Bet

So back before the season started, Mike bet Corby that the Mavs would not finish with a winning record.  The Mavs are now in the playoffs and Rhynes has jet black hair.  Corby will also end up with a mohawk since the team ended up with fewer than 50 wins.

Rangers Win It In The 9th

ARLINGTON, Texas -- Texas center fielder Leonys Martin wound up being the star of a battle of top pitchers.  Martin had a leadoff triple in the eighth that chased Seattle ace Felix Hernandez. An inning later, Martin singled in the winning run with two out as the Rangers scored two unearned runs off closer Fernando Rodney for a 3-2 win over the Mariners on Wednesday night.

Yu and King Felix last night was a mere side show to the real main event. 

 DOLLAR HOT DOG NIGHT. 2-0 game for 8 innings leads to $36 worth of hot dogs in my face.  I love $1 hot dog night more than Keith Hernandez loves $25 hot dogs.  Oh he wasn't talking about the hot dog?

Day 1

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.....